10 things I'll do if McCain became president

We all must prepare for the worst. Below is my list of 10 things I'll be sure to do if John McCain is voted to be our next president:


-make sure none of my close guy friends enlist in the military
-buy a hybrid car
-not travel to Europe ... because our dollar will probably continue to decrease
-write columns, blogs and e-mail politicians to suck up to China
-enjoy a huge Democratic majority in both houses, but be frustrated by the probable stagnate legislative branch
-kiss peaceful resolution in the Middle East goodbye
-buy canned food and have an emergency plan just in case of severe weather ... because we all know the manner in which the current Republican administration dealt with storm-related travesties
-visit Alaska ... before it's too late, because McCain supports offshore drilling ... and take lots of pictures of polar bears ... they might be worth something someday
-volunteer to help out the Democratic nominee for the 2012 election
-join the Peace Corps and return after McCain's term